willowwish:

So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay. Sowwy~ I get so excited during cons, I never really take formal pictures.

bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

pussylipgloss:

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

*gets life*

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

cxlty:

cxlty:

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hello hello hello 

ok so most of you already know that my last giveaway was supposed to be short and sweet and i was giving away a couple albums, but it fell through cause no one was entering so i figured once i get the opportunity to do a better giveaway i will so here it is!! 

PRIZES

1ST WINNER:

  • first choice to three of the big prizes (canon rebel t3i, sony vaio laptop, iphone 5s, fujifilm instax mini 8, MCM backpack stark black nappa)
  • two circle lenses from uniqso.com
  • one wig from syndromestore.com
  • 3 beauty products from 3CE on stylenanda.com
  • $50 gift voucher for w2beauty.com
  • $30 gift voucher for yesasia.com {whether it buys you one album or two doesn’t matter}
  • $100 gift voucher for sheinside.com
  • $100 gift voucher for choies.com

2ND WINNER:

  • second choice to one of the big prizes (canon rebel t3i, sony vaio laptop, iphone 5s, fujifilm instax mini 8, MCM backpack stark black nappa)
  • two circle lenses from uniqso.com
  • one wig from syndromestore.com
  • $30 gift voucher for w2beauty.com
  • $30 gift voucher for yesasia.com {whether it buys you one album or two doesn’t matter}
  • $50 gift voucher for sheinside.com

3RD WINNER:

  • gets last of the big prizes (canon rebel t3i, sony vaio laptop, iphone 5s, fujifilm instax mini 8, MCM backpack stark black nappa)
  • two circle lenses from uniqso.com
  • one wig from syndromestore.com
  • $30 gift voucher for yesasia.com {whether it buys you one album or two doesn’t matter}
  • $50 gift voucher for sheinside.com

rules:

  • mbf cxlty since this giveaway is for my followers
  • don’t follow if you plan on unfollowing after that giveaway, that’s a waste
  • reblogs ONLY, likes are only for bookmarking
  • you can reblog as many times as you want, just do not spam your followers
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS WHATSOEVER
  • there will be 3 winners (may increase, if so i’ll update)
  • winners will be inboxed, if they do not respond in 48 hours, a new winner(s) will be chosen
  • winners will be selected through random.org
  • i will ship to you no matter where you are on earth {even if you aren’t on the earth i wilL STILL SHIP TO YOU}
  • giveaway ends: september 15th 2014 {so you have lots of time to enter!!}
  • if you have any questions inbox me here

good luck to everyone that enters ily guys thank you(人´∀`*)

i’ve been asked if i’m going to be doing extra entries and originally i said no but i changed my mind bc why not so 

inbox me your username(s) and what you did to get the extra entry :-)